An important statement

As a prominent Internet warlock, I'd like to voice my full-throated and unreserved support for Charlie Sheen, who is the finest of our number.

We would follow you, without hesitation, into the gaping maw of Hell, Bro.  Tell us where to deploy our ordnance, and we will deliver knowledge unto your enemies with our poetry and our flaming fists.

"It was patch 4.06 that really pushed me over the edge."